JAV [English Subs] MIDE-471 What If You Got Married To Gravure Idol Shouko Takahashi

My brain would implode.

But I guess it would be complicated xD. To marry an ex-gravure idol who is doing porn now and all.

Now, about MIDE-471, this JAV is a jewel. It’s an all POV release, featuring Takasho. The scenes are good and the variety of costumes is decent too.

And if you guys want to understand why Takasho is so popular, you guys just need to watch the opening scene. Such a dream girl. She is surely one of the most popular JAV actress this year. A solid top 5 to say the least.

MIDE-417 released yesterday, 23 September, and I have bought this title on R18 in full HD. It’s really awesome and I really recommend it, you guys can buy it on R-18 VOD clicking here.

Eventually an HD rip might get released around and I can post it here, but still, it won’t be as good quality as the one in R18. I enjoy to treat myself an HD JAV there, from time to time… 🙂

This JAV is also available in Blu-ray version, so you know is a special title.

In MIDE-471 world, “Shoko Takahashi” is an active gravure Idol who gets married in secret. She is the perfect girlfriend, an extra-sugar version of Shoko. Extra-cute, more Kawaii, more hungry for sex. A perfectly dedicated sweet wife which is also an unstoppable nympho.

It’s funny because Takasho references herself up in this JAV, as she was a gravure Idol who got caught doing non-Idol things, lol. Is a very good release, that I have watched a total of 4 times already, not kidding.

MIDE-471 is the balls, and one of my best sub-works to date, because:

Shoko Takahashi is 100% perfect for this role.
Shoko excels on POV scenes.
Takasho perfection everywhere.
The story totally works and triggers me. Where is my Takasho nympho wife?. 🙁 LOL.
I really enjoyed it, and I hope everyone else does too. And it’s fitting because today the DMM adult awards will be held and I expect Takasho to be crowned.

Moreover, I might consider subbing to scene 3 onwards, if time allows. Even though they are similar scenes and they focus on the sex even more, but the stuff is good.

JAV [English Subs] IPX-044 These Erotic Nympho Nurse Love To Have Men Cum In Her Mouth Mizukawa Sumire Mizuki Miri

Mizuki Miri with another JAV for the posterity.

She looks incredibly hot in here. Performs so well. With that natural suntan that makes her skin so golden and looks like a gyaru without much makeup.

Idea pocket studio (IPX, IPZ), does without any shadow of a doubt, the best nurse porn scenes done ever. The sleeveless nurse attire is something we didn’t saw before. Although it doesn’t look much like a nurse costume.

PS: This video will be reuploaded later on in HD quality. At the time of writing this is the only version available, which kind of sucks. But that’s the little price to pay for being the first… Nevertheless is a nice preview.

Mizukawa Sumire, a qualified nurse
Man, that intro was hilarious. A dude got his hands injured badly and ends up in the hospital and all. With the hands injured and wrapped in thick bandages, he cannot solve his own dick problems. But not a sweat, Mizuki nurse is here to help, or to do her “job”, as she says. Handjob maybe.

The second dude was even more hilarious. He is in deep terrible pains, screaming to the point he thinks he will die. The real problem is a dick-problem. An overload of unreleased semen that her wife doesn’t help to release. Once again, Mizuki Miri understands the problem and will save the day. Sassy.

JAV [English Subs] HUSR-113 This Brilliant Korean Beauty Science Student Gave Up Korean University Grad School And Becoming An AV Idol Debut Chang Min Cherin

This sub has been a commision covering the first scene of HUSR-113. Not what we usually subtitle, but for a change it’s okay. And it wouldn’t have crossed my mind subbing this otherwise.

The plot is similar to many American porn flicks: 2 Japanese dudes travel Seoul to hunt Korean ladies. They travel to the business center of the city and roam the streets around. They spot a hottie named “Cherin” sitting on a bench and start to tease her, promising her that she would become a famous Idol in Japan if she sucks their dicks, basically. Casting couch much?? Yes, indeed.

The girl Cherin, even not credited, appears at least in 3 other movies: HUSR-129, HUSR-136, HUSR-118. Is she really Korean? I don’t know, but it’s for sure that she understood some Japanese language at some point.

This HUSR series features some foreign and white actress in JAV. I for one, wouldn’t really mind having some of those high-caliber Korean and Chinese girls doing JAV…

JAV [English Subs] SW-331 When My Mom And My Aunt Came To Visit Me At My Place I Got Horny And Fuck Them

Well, the title is very long and very self-explanatory already, I can’t explain it any better. Lol.

A young dude living alone receives the unexpected visit from Mom and Auntie. They decide to stay overnight even the apartment it’s very small and there is only space for a small bed.

Things go south quickly once the Auntie discovers nephew-Kun porn stash. So in the middle of the night, they get frisky with each other.

My favorite scene was the first, and my favorite girl was Aunt Remy interpreted by Sasaki Reuna. Hot damn damn damn, Aunt Remy is too much. Those dirty sexy looks, and that huge ass. She’s so pretty. Even the mother scene gave me hots despite usually I don’t care for such incestuous mambo-Jambo, but that was pretty hot.

The second scene was done by Hirata Tsukasa on the male side, and it was a pretty hot scene too.

Overall I loved the girl selection and this fetish is a classic in JAV.

JAV [English Subs] TEK-067 Princess Peach Yua Mikami

Former SKE48 member, Kito Momona dropped this JAV debut like a nuclear bomb. And the JAV world was never the same. Her name also became Yua Mikami. One of the very best, period.

Just 2 years later our peach princess won the best JAV actress award.

Truly our national idol.

To understand this debut release we have to go back to 2015 and think this was Momona Kitō from SKE48 debuting in full-blown porn for MUTEKI with a new name: Yua Mikami. And that by itself was a pretty good bomb.

As an actress Yua-chan in this release was green. Super green. So newbie it sometimes cringes, but undoubtedly that is part of the interest.

The initial interview was beyond hilarious and one of the best parts of this DVD. All the Yua-chan laughs are genuine and she cannot contain herself, it seems she doesn’t have a script for the answers and she just answers on the go, which makes the situation a bit uncomfortable but it is so interesting.

Then on the first sex scene, they put a huge dick on her face. MUTEKI studio knows their shit, and they are so smart in focusing on Yua chan face. In an angle that allows us to see very clearly her facial expressions. Again, this scene is seriously hilarious to watch.

She works on that dick with her mouth and her hand and Yua succeeds to achieve her first cumshot. Also is clear to see in this scene, how much Yua Mikami face and teeth changed with the surgery she did some years later.

Anyways, in the second scene, she has her first vaginal sex scene with Shimiken. Yua body was drop dead gorgeous, so seriously beautiful, slimmer than what we can see nowadays.

Things close up with a 3P and a certain feeling that this is one of the best JAV debuts ever.

JAV [English Subs] SSNI-152 A Big Tits Female Teacher Massive Gang Bang Rape Yua Mikami

Seems Mikami Yua Idol plans dropped like a bomb in the worldwide webs (Instagram), she borderline got bullied by some K-pop retards. That is the normal daily everyday internet. But I feel sad because, there’s no way Yua didn’t notice this, because even her Idol group debut, Honey pop-corn, got delayed or canceled(?).

That is really sad and plain wrong, Yua Mikami is really talented, sweet and her dream is to be an Idol. Let her be. She does porn and so what? big whoop.

Yua is simply one of the best, the current best JAV actress award winner, and the quality of her adult videos has always been really high. A true gift for all us JAV fans.

In this SSNI-152, she takes on the role of a female teacher, which partakes on a gangbang. Not long ago we had SSNI-126, with RION, and I bashed on RION for the shitty acting job she did on that release. Compare that with Yua Mikami now, the gimmick is exactly the same. But Yua Mikami completely destroys RION. SSNI-152 is miles better, simply thanks to Yua.

Even the male actors are really good here. Starting with that dude from the demon boys who always plays the Shotacon roles.

Scene 1: Minute 0- Minute 26 (Flashback: minute 5-26)
Mikami Yua is a Female Mathematics teacher who got transferred to a new school, the bad reputation from her previous school has followed her and the new students disdain her.

In her previous job Yua-chan was working on an elite medical University full of rich kids, there, on a certain day, she discovers Mizuki Yuki is a male student who gets bullied by the other students for being poor and is getting beaten badly but Yua save him.

Yua and Yuki enter a classroom alone and Yua attempts to heal his wounds. There, Yuki explains her poor family situation and this touches Yua heart as in a moment of weakness she kisses the student. For me, this is also one of the best scenes of the whole DVD (drama-wise).

The rich kid students are still spying her through the door, and they snap a picture of the kiss with a mobile phone, using this picture as blackmail material for later on.

Shit go crazy, as they proceed to rape Yua-chan, and Mizuki Yuki comes to the rescue and stabs another student with a knife. This all will contribute for teacher Yua bad reputation from there on.

Scene 2: Minute 26 – Minute 58
On this scene, Yua meets with Masahiro Tabuchi the school director. In an Oscar-worthy acting scene.

I can only describe Tabuchi as bipolar, a lonely old director who has lost his wife and is very lonely. He is almost completely deranged, but finally feels compassionated about Yua and vouch to protect her.

After that, she has a brief talk with the biology teacher Sawaki Kazuya, in which we discover this teacher resents Yua because as she is the pretty teacher he receives no attention from the students.

After that, Yua encounters a group of students leaded by Hirata Tsukasa and the first main rape sex scene of the DVD begins. Good stuff.

Scene 3: Minute 58 – 01:34:00
Yua Mikami goes to ask director Tabuchi for help. Telling him she is suffering from blackmail and so on.

But Tabuchi-san has already lost his mind, and he also proceeds to rape Yua-chan. A pretty hardcore scene with a little bit of roughness and strangling (01:04:00), def harder than what we are used to seeing from Yua Mikami. Great stuff.

Scene 4: Minute 01:34:00 – 02:02:00
The biology teacher has received the blackmail photos too and decides to take advantage of Yua too. So he drugs her up and schemes a vibrator device that he plants on her locking her up in the toilet.

Shortly after things go south as all the other students also join up and they have a dick party with Yua.

Scene 5: 02:02:00 – End
In the last scene, Yua Mikami appears on a classroom full of students and with the Biology teacher overlooking the situation unfold. By this point, Yua has already lost any control of the situation and they all deem her as a lewd teacher who enjoys what is happening to her.

Overall is a very good Yua Mikami release with a much more dark and dramatic tone than what we are used to watching from her, it also probably is one of the best from her career if we consider drama quality + sex scenes.

JAV [English Subs] SNIS-958 Taking Advantage Of A Tall Big-Bootied Booth Babe’s Pussy Wedgie And Fuck Her Nana Matsumoto

Incredible, Nanae Matsumoto in Race queen costume cosplay is my dream come true.


First, and foremost. The caliber of Matsumoto Nanae is absolutely incredible. WTF. A tall goddess that delivers one awesome scene after the other. She is too good for porn. Even more as a Race queen. That white leather jacket looks so badass. And the final pink swimsuit made me definitively nosebleed. No doubt, she was an incredible beauty. Even more, if we compare her tall beauty with those short actors who stand beside her (poor dudes, Nanae is literally 20cm taller than them).


Now, the money in this JAV is that Nanae Matsumoto pretty much interprets herself in this video. A shy girl, that does Race Queen idol stuff and is also called Nanae. And wears S1 STYLE ONE clothes!!!, lol, it’s just freaking herself. I then supposed the scumbag managers, and corrupt JAV company is just themselves too. S1, haha this is too good to be true.


Gotta say at times I felt really bad for Nanae Matsumoto in this video. Her acting is so amateurish, and she is so green, there is no way she didn’t take this video personally.


To mix reality and fiction, even more, another awesome fact, is that, after this release, she just disappeared. Effectively retiring after only 6 movies. Phew!.


Anyhow, I lold at 13:51. I was thinking all along that with how tall Nanae Matsumoto is (173cm tall, even the cover says 178), she could really kick that dude’s ass for real if she really wanted.

JAV [English Subs] SNIS-951 Best Seller CG Comics Princess Girlfriend Brought To Real Life Kirara Asuka

Saved the best for last, our piece of junk leader: Asuka Kirara.

As Himekano, haha, she should keep the blonde hair, looks awesome on herself!.

Asuka Kirara is arguably the most notable and important girl in JAV in 2017. And the leader of Ebisu Muscats.

So what is Himekano?. Basically a 3DCG Doujin Hentai. Which is pretty popular.

Tia previously did a Himekano JAV as-well. So as you can see only the very top actresses get handpicked to do this kind of role.

The action was great, and the production values incredibly good (well-done S1 studio). The male actor was spot-on!, and very funny.

Kirara was super hot, and perfect for fapping. The costumes were perfect, the action good.

I liked the POV. I liked the jizz. I liked the well-done Himekano adaptation.

There is one scene in which the jizz cumshot is just fake, and very noticeable, but i think it adds to the production value of SNIS-951. Same as the exaggerated makeup, and the pretty dresses too.

This JAV will stick as great for years and years.

Conclusion and opinion about SNIS-951

I loved this JAV release. Honestly, this is what JAV should be always. Pure and brilliant stuff. But realistically we cannot get such an amazing release so often. And everything is filled with cheap, badly done productions.

Asuka Kirara is one of my favorite girls and to see her shine so bright in here, is such a pleasure. So happy for her.

For all who don’t know Asuka Kirara started as a cabaret girl, and she got scouted. Nowadays she earns Yens by the millions and she is floating in a pool of cash (literally).

SNIS-951 It sets the bar so high for other studios. Not for anything S1 style 1 is the top porn studio in Japan, and hence probably in the whole world.

Only a handful of other JAV studios can come this close, perhaps just KAWAII Studio and EBODY, and a few others.

The production values of this SNIS-951 were amazing. And this is in the era of free porn and crappy 1000$ budget productions, that we can have such an amazing release is such a privilege.

JAV [English Subs] STAR-775 My Name Is Iori Kogawa Suddenly One Day Ms Iori And I Switched Bodies

Suddenly one day Iori Kogawa exchanged bodies with her teacher. The girl is the man, the man is the girl in the story. Sounds like a Korean drama, isn’t it?. 🙂 Lol. In fact, it’s a “Your name” parody (Kimi no na wa), that kind of story.

I appreciate this story and the effort so much. Because In terms of drama and story-building JAV is nowhere as good compared to K-dramas. Not that they need to, because Japanese porn has other resources anyways. 🙂 🙂 🙂

So with this release, I comply my promise of subbing something from Iori Kogawa. And subbing one of those “JAV for girls”. And a good one. The story builds more slowly, but at time’s is really hilarious. I don’t want to spoil the story for anyone. But Iori Kogawa is so freaking funny and hilarious!. Example:

00:03:00, Iori hya! moment. Almost pissed my pants laughing.
00:10:00, discovering herself as a woman.
00:50:28, Iori’s hey yeah bro moment.
Or in other words, this JAV release is hilarious. A great watch.

JAV [English Subs] SNIS-986 After Forbidden To Fuck For 1 Month, Her Lustful Beast Ready For A Trance Global Fuck Yua Mikami

Mikami Yua, my national JAV idol

Guys make no mistake, I might praise other JAV girls all day long. But the number 1 today for me is Mikami Yua, hands down the best.

Watch Mikami Yua outside the porn movies environment, and it’s like you can’t stop staring at her. How gorgeous, charismatic and perfect she is.

The catch?, she doesn’t sing so well… Take as an example this couple of Youtube videos starring Mikami Yua:

What the future holds for Mikami Yua

She is a permanent and very solid member of Ebisu Muscats. I even think she might end up with some kind of leading role in the muscats group. Mikami popularity is raising like crazy, and i think everybody acknowledges her.

Take as example SNIS-964, which was one of her latest works.

How crazy good this JAV was. Is good releases that make her popularity go through the roof.

One thing im expecting like crazy. Is her to do some collaboration with other special JAV actresses. Like a JAV collaboration with or Shouko Takahashi, or even Asuka Kirara. The JAV world would go crazy.

Well, this was the first JAV I subbed ever (not the first I post). Therefore I ended up making a lot of noob mistakes since then I already polished my subbing method and I do the translation and timings in one go. Not perfect, but works.

I apologize because the quality of this sub will be a bit subpar. There are many inaccurate things, and the timings will be crap at times too. I ended up deciding it was a better use of my time to just move on to sub other stuff, rather than using several hours more in fixing this title.

Another mistake was probably the choice of this movie itself. I say this because I don’t feel this JAV movie was this good anyways. As I watched the plot unfold more carefully, I ended up realizing it’s a bunch of nonsense, and the dialogues were endless but not really meaningful. My wish to sub some Yua Mikami JAV betrayed me big time. 🙂

On the good side: still, it’s Yua Mikami here. Some moments are very interesting, some gossip is juicy. Assuming it’s even true. Yua is absolutely gorgeous, and the takes are really good. She is also caught in a few contradictions as the interview goes on… but my guess is that’s scripted too.

The SNIS-986 plot itself is the 1-month no fap challenge. No sex and no fap for 1 month for the girl, so supposedly, after 1 month the actress will be very hungry for sex.

JAV [English Subs] SNIS-976 Naughty Little Angel Fly Get Punish Hard Until She Cums Moe Amatsuka

Amatsuka Moe is a bratty classmate with a seriously bad attitude. A younger generation Tsundere girl who is rebellious and out of control. These young generation punks are out of control!, I’m telling you!.

Moe-chan has a male classmate who is kind of pervy and one day he suddenly drops a porn magazine on the floor, and Moe notices, picking it up. “Senpai, what’s this?”… Senpai-chan is screwed, or at least he thought so.

Until sometime later he notices Moe-chan nymphomaniac tendencies and he discovers Moe masturbating in the classroom while screaming Senpai’s name. A really funny moment (00:23:00).

Then basically Moe gets out of control and the dude basically decides to punish her, with his dick.

If you guys looking for JAV with hentai flavor this is probably it. Although still, the pace is completely different compared to Hentai. And well, not for anything this JAV release was based on a doujin release.

And Amatsuka Moe is just godly, she has really good acting skills. I have seen her act in so many different roles and situations and she always delivers.

JAV [English Subs] MIGD-143 Art College Student Yu Yamashita First Step Into Porn. SEX Is Art!